Times when they make me laugh....

Fall 2008:

9 yr. old asks,"I wonder what could be making Mommy nauseous?"
7 yr. old responds with, "I think it was that soup you made about six weeks ago, Mom."
(His timing is exceptionally good.)

What did you think about P.E at co-op today?(P.E. is optional and starts 1 hr. before co-op begins)
7 yr. old says," Boring, all we did is Duck-Duck Goose."
9yr. old responds with, "All we had time to do was Duck-Duck Goose!"
(We have yet to make it to the beginning of P.E. but maybe the 5yr. would enjoy it too. She would never have said that.)

3yr. telling me why she loves her 1 yr. old but doesn't love her sister while her sister keeps interrupting, "She hit me and hit me and hit me....excuse me 5yr. old...she hit me and hit me and hit me....excuse me 5yr. old......She hit me, and hit me...." You get the idea don't you? By the way, it is the 3 yr. old that you'd better beware of.

9yr. was spreading some jam on his toast and tends to eat jam with bread instead of bread with jam so I cautioned him with, "Be conservative about the jam." He looked at me kind of confused and said," What does politics have to do with jam?"


Perhaps, I'll keep updating these kind of posts as I they come up.