- "A smile is a wrinkle that shouldn't be removed."
- "You have to face the music before you can lead the band."
- "Life is what happens after you make other plans." (Boy, isn't that true?)
- "Age is not important, unless you're cheese."
- "God don't make no junk."
- "There's nothing like a little experience to upset a theory." (So true... so very, very true...)
- "The people who tell you never to let little things worry you have never tried sleeping in the same room with a mosquito." (I was really cracking up after I read this!)
- "Things are looking up...I'm now only two weeks behind."
- (A little boy's prayer) "Dear God, take care of my family, take care of the whole world. And please, God, take care of Yourself, or we're all sunk."
Of Detergent and Determination
Some may climb Mount Everest in search of thrills galore,
But I scale peaks that rival it just past my laundry door:
Slopes of socks and underwear, sheer cliffs of shirts and pants-
Oh, yes, I live in mortal fear of a laundry avalanche!
Hope these brought a smile to your face as they did to mine. It was the start to a very nice day.
Sincerely,
